Good Evening my little sluts,
Although I want to tell you guys all my ridiculous stories, I also have to keep you up with the -->here and now<-- dun dun dun! So a little about my night...
Tonight, after a 12 hour shift, my phone was BLOWING up. Not that this is a usual thing, but I received texts from FIVE different guys...And I'm not talking hook-up texts...I'm talking real-life-wanna-hang-out-tonight texts.
Meet THE MEN:
Exhibit A - Leo: Navy Seal, college friend/teammate, SEXY, buff....but SOOOOO weird! Straight up, the weirdest guy I have encountered besides my step-dad...but that's another story.
"Yoooo Jordan, can I take you out tonight?"
Exhibit B - John: mexican, car racing, gangster, sweetheart, young (20 years old), did I mention Mexican?
"Heyyy you, whachu up 2 tnight"
Exhibit C - Brandon: in college, blonde, once fat and now buff, tattoos, but cannot stop with the sexual innuendos....like over board. Ew.
"Hey cutie. can i see you tonigt?"
Exhibit D - Alex: sweet, hardworking (workaholic), buff, hilarious, nice smile, cares sooo much about his family...butttt no long-term goals
"If you're not busy, I'm in PB with some friends having some drinks before I work at 10. Join me if you'd like :)"
Exhibit E - Brad: super nice, great smile, surfer....terrible kisser.....
"I'll be in PB tonight if you are free after work"
So decision time came around...Who do I want to hang out with? After a Cali burrito of contemplation....as in I ate a Cali burrito and thought about it....I decided Alex was/is very worth my time. We are both super busy, professional people that work our asses off....Which is super awesome.
After drinks in PB at Miller's, I drove him to work and we shared our first kiss...And guess what, little sluts....It was great and it didn't ruin everything instantaneously. Is this a transition period for J. Swan? Probably not....but there is nothing wrong with a little hope, right? I promise I will keep you updated!
Oh and check back in tomorrow....I will be posting a sexcapade about some seriously awful froggy kisses from a Newport Beach
Although I want to tell you guys all my ridiculous stories, I also have to keep you up with the -->here and now<-- dun dun dun! So a little about my night...
Tonight, after a 12 hour shift, my phone was BLOWING up. Not that this is a usual thing, but I received texts from FIVE different guys...And I'm not talking hook-up texts...I'm talking real-life-wanna-hang-out-tonight texts.
Meet THE MEN:
Exhibit A - Leo: Navy Seal, college friend/teammate, SEXY, buff....but SOOOOO weird! Straight up, the weirdest guy I have encountered besides my step-dad...but that's another story.
"Yoooo Jordan, can I take you out tonight?"
Exhibit B - John: mexican, car racing, gangster, sweetheart, young (20 years old), did I mention Mexican?
"Heyyy you, whachu up 2 tnight"
Exhibit C - Brandon: in college, blonde, once fat and now buff, tattoos, but cannot stop with the sexual innuendos....like over board. Ew.
"Hey cutie. can i see you tonigt?"
Exhibit D - Alex: sweet, hardworking (workaholic), buff, hilarious, nice smile, cares sooo much about his family...butttt no long-term goals
"If you're not busy, I'm in PB with some friends having some drinks before I work at 10. Join me if you'd like :)"
Exhibit E - Brad: super nice, great smile, surfer....terrible kisser.....
"I'll be in PB tonight if you are free after work"
So decision time came around...Who do I want to hang out with? After a Cali burrito of contemplation....as in I ate a Cali burrito and thought about it....I decided Alex was/is very worth my time. We are both super busy, professional people that work our asses off....Which is super awesome.
After drinks in PB at Miller's, I drove him to work and we shared our first kiss...And guess what, little sluts....It was great and it didn't ruin everything instantaneously. Is this a transition period for J. Swan? Probably not....but there is nothing wrong with a little hope, right? I promise I will keep you updated!
Oh and check back in tomorrow....I will be posting a sexcapade about some seriously awful froggy kisses from a Newport Beach